A great movie line; come to life.

First; the set up.

You put one of ours in the hospital

The 50-year-old suffered a severe allergic reaction after the creature gnawed him.

It happened as he tried to rescue it from under the floorboards at his home in Worcestershire.

The hamster had been accidentally let out of its cage by the man’s seven-year-old daughter.

And we’ll put one of yours in the morgue.

A British performance artist has eaten part of a corgi — the breed of dog that is the favorite pet of Queen Elizabeth II — to protest the alleged mistreatment of animals by the royal family.

Take that, Mother Nature! You wanna fight. We’ll give you a fight. Come get some.

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