Unintentionally Perverted Product

Sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words. Sometimes it's not. This is a new release from the Tuskers collection for this year. I believe the name of it is "Bedtime Story" or something similar. Maybe in Michael Jackson's house. Someone really needed to think through this design just a little more. Or maybe I'm the pervert. But other people I've shown this picture too have immediately come to the same conclusion. So my sanity is in tact.