The World Needs a Ron Paul Coin

Don't feel like your robotic love for Ron Paul is enough? Don't feel like you spam enough blogs with Ron Paul diatribes? Don't digg enough articles about Ron Paul? Don't skew enough Internet Polls with the hero of civilization, Ron Paul? Is the cult-like following becoming tedious and dull? Do you need a new way to iconize the last hope for the Republic. Nay. The last hope for humanity.

Here it is. The Ron Paul Coin series.  You, too, can walk into a store and have cashiers look at you like you are from outer space. Much like people do when you tell them "I support Ron Paul" - enjoy that weird sense of discomfort in real life, not just in your mom's basement. Buy Ron Paul coins today!

You know you want to. Why? Because Ron Paul is on it. And, given that Ron Paul is the last, best hope for humanity; surely you cannot live without this priceless keepsake. Worship it! Sacrifice your first born to it. Ron Paul commands you.