Always protect the A Gap.
So, you need a drink? But recently had surgery and can’t drink alcohol? And exactly how badly do you need said drink?
Would you take it … anally? Alcohol enemas are all the rage these days, apparently. Tammy Jean Warner loved her husband so much that she gave him a sherry enema which elevated his blood alcohol level to .47 - almost 6 times the legal limit. He died, of course and she was charged with negligent homicide but those charges have been dropped because of lack of evidence.
The jokes are too easy here and way too graphic, so please feel free to insert your own. All I know is I cannot look at Sherry the same way again.
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Michael VanDeMar on October 9th, 2007
How can you even use that phrase with a clear conscience in an enema article?