Sex Offender Wins $10 Million Lottery

Sex Offender Wins $10 Million Lottery

Excellent.

A sex offender in Massachusetts has won the $10 million state lottery. But you know, this isn’t the first time this has happened. Seems to me, that your odds of winning the lottery are a lot higher if you are a sex offender. Wonder if it’s some sort of affirmative action program or something.

Here’s a choice quote from the story:

Snay works driving trucks for a yacht dealership in Mendon. He won the $10 million from a $20 scratch ticket purchased at Cumberland Farms in Hopedale.

Of course he drives a truck! Probably more like a van. And it has pictures of ice creams cones or puppies painted on the side. And his deliveries are always strangely close to playgrounds - or at least pass that way for mysterious reasons, while listening to ice cream man songs.

Here’s the most interesting part of this story, though (to me, at least):

Snay’s record of sexual assaults dates back to 1974. He has been convicted six times of indecent assault and battery in Massachusetts. Level 3 offenders are considered the most dangerous and the most likely to commit another crime.

He’s a level 3 sex offender? I’m curious. At level 4, does he get a +1 Magic Van and +2 Puppy?

Hey, I found that funny. And so did anyone who played Dungeons and Dragons, so there!


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