November 5 Predictions

These are my predictions for November 5th, the day after the election.

The Media:

Hey, we were pretty biased weren't we? (Media has spent more time wondering about the contents of Palin's uterus and Joe the Plumber's tax records than on Obama's career in Chicago).

If Obama wins:

You know those tax cuts? Yeah. Not happening. (Just like Clinton in 1992. With a projected $750 billion deficit in 2009, tax cuts will be impossible for him. Especially with all the spending socialism he wants)

If McCain wins:

My top priority? Amnesty for illegals. (Yes, that "let's not talk about that" issue during the campaign)

Congress (democrat majority):

You know what we need? More spending. (Pelosi already floating a $250 billion stimulus package for after the election. Why on Bush's watch? So Obama won't get blamed for the deficit. Duh!)

Congress (republican majority):

How the hell did this happen? (Cuz it won't!)

(Maybe I'll add to this if I'm bored)

Me:

Fable 2. Fallout 3.

Preparing for holiday business (hope it's a good season!)

Wondering how punitive my tax increase will be. S-Corps are gonna be screwed if when Obama wins.