Nintendo Wii Light Saber: Adult Toy?

Caught this online and I'm almost thinking that this has to be a joke. I'm not sure what the site is trying to describe - a light saber or an LED based adult toy?

Here is the description from the website:

For use with Nintendo Wii games console. Simply slip your Wii Remote into the handle and press the on button to instantly power up your light sword, the power up and down effect is done gradually until the light sword is at its full length.

Power up and power down until at full length? Sounds kinda kinky to me. How fast do I have to power up and power down. If it do it too fast will the LEDS pop out and fall onto the floor or something?

And how long till we get our first amateur video using the Wii Light Saber as its apparently meant to be used? I say it's less than a week.