Why isn’t this blood sucker dead yet?
Follow-up on the Knut story. Zoo officials now want to find Knut a mate.
Most recently, the zoo in the western German city of Gelsenkirchen on Wednesday made it known that it would be interested in having Knut meet two-year-old polar bear Lara. “In theory,” a spokeswoman for the Gelsenkirchen zoo told the news agency ddp on Wednesday, “he could already come here when he turns one.”
Knut already claimed his first victim a few weeks back. Now you want to produce more of these blood thirsty killers? Planet of the Apes started like this. First, they were cute house animals, then they killed us all! It’s like history is repeating itself (well, movie history, or something like that).
I feel like Tim, who warned King Arthur about the killer bunny in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but no one listens.
Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Oh sure, its just a harmless baby polar bear is it? I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh know, you *knew* didn’t you? Oh its just a harmless little baby polar bear, isn’t it?
Let’s compare shall we?
- Killer Rabbit: White
- Knut: White
- Killer Rabbit: Killed Bors
- Knut: Killed a Panda
- Killer Rabbit: Cute and Cuddly
- Knut: Cute and Cuddly
There can be no mistake. Knut is an unstoppable killing machine. Stop this creature before he bites your head off, like the rabbit did to poor Bors.
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