Don’t let this bloodlust continue unabated.
I warned you. And you laughed. How could this aborable little creature kill anyone. But whose laughing now?
Knut’s killing spree has begun and soon its victims will be too numerous to count. I said whip out the clubs; but you whipped out the hugs instead.
The blood of innumerable victims are on your hands.
“Lots of people gave up on seeing Knut because of the long queues, so they went to see Yan Yan instead. She seemed intimidated and anxious,” wrote the paper, suggesting Yan Yan could have had a heart attack.
Berlin Zoo denied any link.
“I can say with absolute certainty that there was no connection between Yan Yan’s death and Knut,” said a spokesman.
“Our keepers were stunned. The sad thing is that because of the excitement around Knut, she died alone and no one immediately noticed that she had passed away.”
Oh sure. Deny any link without investigating. Is Knut capable of killing people without even touching them? Apparently.
Animal activists were right. Kill this little anti-christ bear now before it’s too late.
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