Killing Polar Bears for Fun And Profit!

Sometimes, just when you think life can't get more exciting, someone offers you an enticing offer that you cannot resist.

What does this bear make you think? Ahhhhhhh! Or unstoppable killing machine.

I'm agreeing with environmentalists and not taking chances - its an unstoppable killing machine and therefore, as they say in the article:

The zoo must kill the bear," said spokesman Frank Albrecht.

Break out the clubs, boys and girls. This cub is gonna get it! Don't mess with a pissed off environmentalist. And here's our opportunity:

Knut, who recently made the official A-list when he was pictured by celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz for an environmental protection campaign, is scheduled to make his public debut at the zoo in the next few days.

Public debut. More like public extermination. Get him boys!