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10Dec/071

Indiana Jones: All about the Aliens?

Is the new Indiana Jones movie going to have an alien theme to it? Quite possibly. Take a look at the first poster that has come out for it. I've outlined the skull to highlight what looks way too similar to your prototypical alien skull:

Indiana Jones Poster

Here's the common form of what an alien skull looks like:

Alien Skull

Looks a little too similar doesn't it? The lack of pronounced nasal cavities. The eye sockets that are too far off to the left and too large for the face itself? Starting to sound an awful lot like an alien isn't it?

The USA Today story even gives it away a little bit:

The artifact of the title is inspired by real quartz sculptures of disputed origins that are carved in a way that defies the natural structure of the crystal.

"The theory is they are shaped by higher powers or alien powers or came from another world, or an ancient Mayan civilization had the powers," Marshall says.

Indiana Jones fighting communists and aliens in the newest flick? Say it ain't so, Indy. Say it ain't so. If you thought Shortround and that annoying blond chick were bad in Temple of Doom, wait till the aliens give a politically correct speech about how humans are ruining the planet and Indiana commiserating with the Communists in sad agreement.

Thanks to Hotair for linking me to the original movie poster.

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