Grilling with Archimedes’ Death Ray

  Grilling with Archimedes’ Death Ray

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We all know about Archimedes’ Death Ray, but let’s sum up:

Archimedes Death Ray

Ancient Greek and Roman historians recorded that during the siege of Syracuse in 212 BC, Archimedes (a notably smart person) constructed a burning glass to set the Roman warships, anchored within bow and arrow range, afire.

Now, you can recreate the Death Ray and help save the planet!

It’s a new grill that uses the power of the sun (you know; that thing that warms the planetĀ ….. no, not SUV’s silly) to cook your food in well, minutes.

New Death Ray

But a new barbecue lets environmentally-conscious cooks enjoy grilling their food outside without feeling guilty about global warming.

The Solar-Grill catches sunlight with mirrors and beams it into its oven to cook food in a matter of minutes without smoke or flames.

To get grilling all a householder has to do is lift the lid on the shiny silver barbie, aim it at the sun and place the food inside.

Without the flames and smoke; what’s the point really?

But, not only are you helping the environment, you can also ward off the invading Persian hordes when you focus the death ray into the water and burn up approaching ships. Should we really be encouraging people to have a death ray? In this day and age?


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  1. Steve on May 14th, 2007

    How exactly are you supposed to put your hands in or around this thing to get your food in and out if it can cook meat and likely human flesh in a matter of minutes


  2. Funny, he posted his comment on my birthday. You guys should watch MythBusters they proved the Archemedis death ray never existed.


  3. The show 2.009 proved that it does work but don’t start putting adds about mythbusters or 2.009 because they distracting to sombody who is trying to study.


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