Global Warming Causes Cockroach Migration

The weather is getting hotter, and here come the roaches.

Martyn Robinson from the Australian Museum says the Australian house cockroach, methana marginalus, which likes warmer climates, has begun moving in.

"It's most likely to be the...warmer climate," he said.

Well; at least the rising sea levels will drown them quick enough. That is good news, I suppose. Gotta look for those silver linings on a planet where we are all doomed! Doomed!

But I had a thought about this. According to Ray, from Ghostbusters, he was present at an unexplained mass migration of sponges. Did Global Warming cause this too? (IMBD)

Dr. Peter Venkman: As a friend, I have to tell ya you've finally gone around the bend on this ghost business. You guys have been running your ass off, meetin' and greetin' every schizo in the five boroughs who says he has a paranormal experience. What have you seen?
Dr Ray Stantz: Of course you forget, Peter. I was present at an undersea unexplained mass sponge migration.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, Ray, the sponges "migrated" about a foot and a half.

Unexplained? Bah. Global Warming made them migrate.

I see many possibilities here. Why have science anymore at all? Don't understand something (re-read the above quote ... the hesitation is interesting.  Must be ... global warming. Must be)? Global warming caused it. Oh to be a student in school these days.

Can't find the length of an arc on a circle. Doesn't matter anymore, global warming will doom us all. I'd use it for causing trouble too. I broke into school and stole the laptops because I wanted to research global warming. Awesome.