Global Warming Alarmists Hate Kittens!

So; this is what it's all about, isn't it? At first we thought it was about preserving the environment. But, later, we found out that that's not correct. So what else could environmentalism be about? Economic control? Oppression? Keeping Al Gore busy?

Nope. It's kittens. Environmentalists hate kittens! The cutest little creatures on earth and environmentalists want them dead.

“Cats are typically warm-weather, spring-time breeders,” said the group’s president, Kathy Warnick. “However, states that typically experience primarily longer and colder winters are now seeing shorter, warmer winters, leading to year-round breeding.”

So, environmentalists hate kittens. That settles it. If you hate global warming, then you hate kittens too.

I like kittens. Do you?