You’d think this was a joke, but it’s probably not.
The funniest environmentalism article you’ll find today, or any day, for that matter.
shareholders who have terraces don’t actually own their outdoor square footage, so reclaiming them should not be a problem.
Note to rent-board. Can I get a rent reduction, since I no longer own a terrace that I paid extra for?
My feeling is, solar-heat the rainwater and deal with it later. Mr. Ramirez says that his brother has a company that can install the collection piping.
Yes. Problems are always best dealt with later. By someone else. Or with nepotism. Either way, really.
(Magda was on hold for hours, though she has extra time now that I’ve stopped her doing the towels every day)
Good thing the maid (I assume) has time to do the legwork for you on this. Really shows how much you care.
Bob says we shouldn’t do this until well after the Final Four.
Priorities straight. Check.
The bottom compost section inside the timber casing creates a stable warm temperature that worms love. Happy worms make delicious herbs. I have these in Quogue and they’re gorgeous. And many of you have tasted my pesto!
They make good pot, too. I’m sure!
I don’t know. Maybe a plaque. It just seems like such a waste to have drivers waiting outside the building all the time, even in hybrids.
That’s nice. If you idle, you catch the bird flu. Sweet!
But wait, the best part!
Imagine us growing our food in our own waste
Imagine. Just imagine. Poo coated tomatoes are delicious on a hot summer day!
powering our elevators with our StairMasters
There was this cool things that was invented years ago that already does this. It’s called STAIRS!
Insert your own jokes as well. The whole article is quite ludicrious. I’m sure it’ll never come to fruition as the costs for all of this would be staggering.
UPDATE: Global warming causes Hawaii to get record cold temperatures.
Link to story.
Joann Matsuo admits it was so cold this morning she stayed in bed until noon. “It’s actually warmer in here than out there. I am freezing. I heard tomorrow is going to be the coldest day of the winter. And I have a heating blanket I bought so hopefully that will be sufficient.”
Global warming sucks. Doesn’t it?
Update: Another climatologist comes out against global warming.
The theory of Global Warming assumes that CO2 is an atmospheric greenhouse gas and as it increases temperatures rise. It was then theorized that since humans were producing more CO2 than before, the temperature would inevitably rise. The theory was accepted before testing had started, and effectively became a law.
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By the 1990’s temperatures appeared to have reversed and Global Warming became the consensus. It appears I’ll witness another cycle before retiring, as the major mechanisms and the global temperature trends now indicate a cooling.
Hopefully sanity is starting to creep into the debate. But, sadly, I fear it’s not.
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