CSI Thinks I’m Stupid

I admit it. I watch CSI constantly. In reruns usually on Spike or A&E or where-ever it's on, but I've noticed lately that CSI thinks I'm retarded.

I first noticed it with CSI: Miami; but now I've noticed with CSI: NY as well. The main CSI show, not so much - yet.

How do they think me stupid?

One of the characters will say something like, "The hair fell in the shoe while he was leaning over it."

And then we flashback to a guy leaning over a shoe with a piece of hair falling into the shoe.

Wow! Before they showed me that; I couldn't have grasped the concept of how that was possible. Thanks, CSI!

Or they'll say, "she fell on the bike and hit her head."

Cue the flashback of the chick falling on the bike and hitting her head.

Wow! Again! Without the flashback, I might not have figured out what they were trying to tell me there.

I used to think CSI was good cuz it made you think; but lately it seems like they've given up on that and are now just catering to morons.

While I like CSI: Miami quite a bit (the schtick of Horatio is a hoot - the glasses, the one liners - I love it all), but the totally unrealistic technology they have in the lab is dumb. If any taxpayer funded agency has touch screen hologram computers for basic "Search" functions, I demand a tax refund. It's superfluous and silly.

This is me, ending a blog post.

Cue the flashback of me clicking "save and publish"