Apocalypse Island: History Channel Should be Ashamed
So I was watching History Channel the other night and they had this 2 hour thing about Apocalypse Island. So for 2 hours, we watch these dudes talking about the Mayans and some island that is supposed to do something or other in 2012, when the world ends.
So, you have to wait an hour and a half to see this rock the guy claims the Mayans carved. It's supposed to be a head and a lion behind it or something. But, really, it just looks like a tall rock with another one behind it. Rare! Mysterious! Never do they even talk about tool marks (are there any?) to make him think it was carved or maybe it was just a natural formation. History Channel even goes out of its way (on multiple occasions) to show the rock as this guy imagines it (a head with a lion behind it) and not even show a graphic saying this was computer generated. It doesn't even matter that the features they claim the rocks should have don't even fit with the way the rocks look at all. Just awful.
Then, these guys climb all over this thing. As if you'd crawl to the top of the Egyptian Pyramids without taking any care to, you know, damage them?
Then they talk about the solar eclipse in 2012 and Venus crossing in front of the Sun in 2012 as well. Both of these are visible from, you know, a ton of places on the planet. The island's location is simply a post hoc logical fallacy on part of these idiots. No proof of any of the assertions made, but 2 hours of trying (too hard, if you ask me) to convince without any effort of evidence.
I think it's a huge shame that the History Channel is pimping this 2012 stuff so hard. Giving credibility to guys who, for all intents and purposes, are probably crack pots. The lack of any real science done during this show, and others of the 2012 series are just awful.
Then they countdown the 13 eras of the Mayans or whatever. Saying this happened on 12th, that on the 11th, etc etc etc. Well, of course something happened on those years. It's amazing, really. Mayans were so apt at predicting the future, you'd think they would have foresaw their own demise. Doh!
Imagine if the Mayans did carve something on Apocalypse Island, so they could see the end of the world. Then, a few years after it was done...they were like "Ah, screw it. I'm not waiting. Let's up and vanish, instead." The thought seems to disprove the point that the Mayans had any clue about anything.
June 11th, 2011 - 01:29
Wow, sounds like you got really worked up over this show. Maybe next time try switching to a different channel and save your self some stress.
July 9th, 2011 - 23:38
I feel the same way. History channel cheated me. Complete BS. It’s totally a natural formation. That poor guy that went along with him, Saul, I wonder how he feels making that entire trek for nothing.
July 10th, 2011 - 11:11
I know how you feel. A repeat was on last night, and I allowed myself to get sucked into watching the whole thing . My wife was pissed and kept telling me to turn on something else.
It was clear no one takes this guy seriously and some History Channel Producer figured he could get ratings with this low-budget production. Turner has to comb the docks of Chile to try and find some fisherman to take him out there – and his expedition party consists of “Sancho Panza” as opposed to a team of archaeologists – or even University Intern students. In the end you see this hunk of rock which fails to resembles anything like Mayan Architecture.
And come on people – are the 2012 apocalypse believers really sold on the Clairvoyance of Mayan Priests that cut their penises for Divine Inspiration – not to mention practiced brutal human sacrifice and cannibalism? Yeah – I think I’ll go ahead an keep my 2013 vacation plans.
The one thing I learned is “Sancho” would make a fun tour guide. I’ll have to look him up if I am ever in Chile.
August 11th, 2011 - 00:24
shut the fuk up yuppies ur whats wrong with this world n e ways
November 13th, 2011 - 17:10
Re: cockzilla
Here, how about I grammar/spell check for you so you don’t look like a total dumbass:
-It is spelt F.U.C.K.
-It is “you’re” not “ur”.
-You need to throw in an apostrophe for “what’s”.
-Lastly, it is NOT “n e ways”, it’s “anyway”.
Your grammar is what’s wrong with this world.