America Pwns Japan, Again!

Japan used to rock the world. The world of eating hotdogs, that is. Takeru Kobayashi was the 6 time champ of the annual 4th of July hot dog eating contest. He previously won the contest from 2001 to 2006. Last time he won, he downed 53 1/2 hot dogs in 12 minutes.

This year would be different, Little Boy Joey Chestnut walked onto stage today and woofed down 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Kobayashi ate 63 of them, himself. Not good enough. Not good enough, my little friend. The walk of shame awaits thee.

Joey Chestnut, we salute you!

Someone get this man a trash can, he's gonna hurl!