Eat Up Fools!
Sometimes I amaze myself. Three days after talking about how wonderfully delicious a nearly extinct creature might be, everyone’s (mine and yours!) environmental hero serves up some nearly extinct creatures to a party of 75 people. Why wasn’t I invited?
You’d think the saviour of the planet would save such a rare meal - possibly the last one ever! - of Chilean Sea Bass for a special occasion. Like a wedding. Nope. It was for a wedding rehearsal.
Only a week after Live Earth, eco-warrior Al Gore didn’t do much for his green credentials when he shocked fellow environmentalists by serving up an endangered fish at his daughter’s wedding rehearsal dinner.
The former US vicepresident provided 75 guests with Chilean sea bass - one of the world’s most threatened fish species.
If that’s the opening course for the wedding, what will be the main course? A panda bear? Knut?
I’m also wondering if they were ill-tempered sea bass?
Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They’re mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that’s a start.
All-in-all, I’d rate this eating of a nearly extinct creature a 6 out of 10. Nice effort. But people care more about furry mammals. If you are going to eat something that’s about to go extinct, make sure it has lots of soft fur and big puppy dog eyes.
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